Sometimes...I Like to Make Things
I don't see any reason to keep a secret, so I'm going to share the text for my picture book with all (both) of my loyal readers. What's the harm, right? I figure if anyone poaches it, it would be complimentary in a way, and I'll sue their asses off. Woot.
Be forewarned, it doesn't really stand very well without illustrations, but you'll get an idea of what I'm working on. So. Here goes: